100+ Funny Love Quotes For Him

100+ Funny Love Quotes For Him That You Can Share Right Now

Funny Love Quotes For Him

Funny love quotes for him refer to the love quotes which generally a girl or woman prefers to send her favorite person.

These funny and cute love quotes and picture quotes capture the special feeling of falling in love, and laugh at all the crazy emotions you feel as you fall in love. 

Funny Quotes for Boyfriend 

1.  Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

2. Love is more potent than wine; one drop can intoxicate you for a lifetime. 

3.  Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

4. Love is an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

5. Love is fierce like a lion; once it has entered the heart, it is in vain to resist.

6. Love finds you not because you are seeking it, but because you are giving it.

7. Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

8. Love is the greatest drug; joy is the strongest medicine; virtue is the noblest remedy; together, they are the greatest therapy.

9. True love is like diamonds; scarce, and priceless.

10. Love thy neighbor—and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

11. Love is blind—marriage is the eye-opener.

12. Love is sharing your popcorn.

13. Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn’t show up on x-rays, but you know it’s there.

14. Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby—awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

15. Love is being stupid together.

16. My boyfriend and I are badasses.

17. There are thousands of languages around the world, but love is the most beautiful of them all.

18. Desire speaks, passion shouts, lust screams, and love whispers.

19. When love intoxicates your heart, it is difficult for your soul to remain sober. 

Funny Love Quotes for Him with Humor

20. Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.

21.  Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. 

22. Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

23. Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity.

24. Ignorance can be educated and crazy can be medicated but there’s no cure for stupid.

25.  "What's so special about him?" "Nothing, it's just that there's nothing special without him."

26.  No relationship is all sunshine, but two people can share one umbrella and survive the storm together.

27.   If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square.

28.  The best boyfriends are the ones in books 

29.  A good boyfriend always convinces others that he is the luckiest man in the world to have a girlfriend like you...

30.  When in a relationship, a real man doesn’t make his woman jealous of others, he makes others jealous of his woman.

31.  A good boyfriend loves his girl with all his heart. he isn’t afraid to point his in front of his friends and say
“that’s my baby.”

32.  The greatest warriors fight not for crowns and splendor, but for love. 

33.  Never ignore someone you love, or they may learn to live without you.

34.  The greatest love stories are not written by the ink of the pen, but by the ink of the heart.

35.  People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy

36.  A man’s main job is to protect his woman from her desire to ‘get bangs’ every other month.

37.  A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

38.  Don’t marry the most beautiful woman in the world; marry the woman with the most beautiful deeds.

39.  The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing—and then marry him.

40.  Marriage is a wonderful invention. Then again, so is a bicycle kit.

41.  Every girlfriend's boyfriend is her hero…

Personalized Funny Love Quotes for Him 

42.  You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.

43.  Just in case you ever foolishly forget; I’m not thinking of you.

44.  I should have kissed you like I wasn't scared at all.

45.  I have the best boyfriend ever.

46.  I am the luckiest girl because my boyfriend loves me more than I love me.

47.  I want you today, tomorrow, next week, and for the rest of my life.

48.  You make me laugh even when I don't want to smile.

49.  You're not just my number 1, but you're my one and only.

50.  "So you want to date after we've spent a few weeks making out and fooling around? Sorry, I can't. You're like a brother to me."

51.  I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then you walk into a pole.

52.  During the day I keep myself busy and sometimes time passes. But at night, I really miss you.

53.   It’s never too late to be what you want to be… Unless you want to be younger, then you’re screwed.

54.  check my phone sixty times each minute of each hour to see if you have cared enough to say hello.

55.  The strength of true lovers is stronger than we think... I want us to be one, not a separate couple...

56.  People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. - coolfunnyquotes.com 

57.  Find a heart that will love you at your worst and arms that will hold you at your weakest.

58.   1 Universe
         9 Planets
         809 Countries
         7 Seas
         And I had the privilege of meeting you.

59.  We were the best kind of friends and suddenly BAM I was in love with him.

60.  One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you.

61. Everybody has an addiction. Mine just happens to be you. 

62.  I’m a real sweetheart… and a real smart ass. It’s a package deal.

63.  Even We’re together, I have dreams of being with you.

64.  I want everyone to meet you. You’re my favorite person of all time.

65.  I still love the people I’ve loved, even if I cross the street to avoid them.

66.  I don’t know what my future holds, but I’m hoping you’re in it.

67.  A good boyfriend is always practical, not just creating dreams…

68.  I like you because you join in on my weirdness.

69.  You + I = One Person

70.  If there ever comes a day when we can’t be together, keep me in your heart, I’ll stay there forever.

71.  I get butterflies just thinking about the next time I’ll see you.

72.  When two souls are one, they hear each other, even in silence.

73.  If you are waiting for the perfect spouse, you are waiting for the perfect disappointment.

74.  If your soul mate comes with too much baggage, help her unpack it.

75.  If someone asked me to describe you in just 2 words, I’d say… simply amazing.

76.  Even if love were considered a mental illness, that would not prevent it from being a pleasant one.

77.  I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?

78. My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

79.  All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.

80.  That’s why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they’d call them something else.

81.  If you text ‘I love you’ and the person writes back an emoji—no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back.

82.  I just want to be friends. Plus a little extra. Also, I love you.

83. It wasn’t loved at first sight. It took a full five minutes.

84. A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

85. I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed, too—for being married so many times.”

86. I didn’t fall for you, you tripped me!

87. I find you...annoying.

88. I love you and I treasure you and ya bore me.

89.  I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find your glasses cannot be ignored.

90.  Your flexibility amazes me.

91.  Dear Love of My Life, I just want you to know how much I’ve enjoyed annoying you.

92. My love for you is divine and endless. I’ll always love you.

93.  You are my world and I love you more than my food.

94.  I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

95. To those who have seen us at our best and seen us at our worst and can’t tell the difference.

96.  I love you in the morning and in the afternoon I love you in the evening and underneath the moon.

97.  And then my soul saw you and it kind of went “Oh there you are I’ve been looking for you.

98.  I love my eyes when you look into them. I love my name when you say it. I love my heart when you touch it. I love my life when you are in it

99.   I want to wake up at 2 am, roll over, see your face, and know that I’m right where I’m supposed to be
100.  I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me. 
101.  I love you even when I’m really, really hungry. 

Whenever you express our love through funny love quote for him, you don’t always have to look so serious. These funny love quotes can expand your love experiences.